Its January!

I wasn't talking about the month but January Jones. If you're having a hard time recognizing her don't worry about it cause in this picture even I had a hard time recognizing that she is Betty Draper.

Yup, January Jones plays as Don Draper's hot wife Betty Draper in Mad Men. The first time I saw January Jones was in Anger Management where she played as Gina, a pornstar attending anger management sessions with Adam Sandler's character.

The Hottest Star Craft Player in Korea

Since the Star Craft 2 fever is really really hot right now, I've decided to dedicate my blog to the would-be game of the decade.

Enter ToSsGirL: This chick ain't just about a pretty face, she's a legit female pro Star Craft in Korea - the only one in existence.

Word has it that she's been getting loads of attention in Korea. Endorsements, pseudo-sexy photo shoots and what not. I wouldn't be surprised though. Star Craft is Korea's national sport. Move over, football.

This chick right here is one of the rare breeds. Beauty and Star Craft don't normally jive.

What?! Toss?! It's short for Protoss, you perverts. :)

The Two Hottest Women in YouTube You Should Know

There have been a lot of people getting massive exposure in YouTube. Now here are two exceptional beauties that you may not have seen yet. One is known for her brains and the other for her brawn.

The Brains
Marina Orlova - Hot For Words

I first came across this hottie from Fox's O'Reilly factor. Now I don't usually watch that show but then Marina caught my attention. At first I thought that she was a sexy actress but then Papa Bear O'Reilly's interview to her was in a different tone. Bill-O asked her what the word loon meant, here's the said video.

Marina is an etymologist. A what? An etymologist is someone who studies the histories of words. Originally she was trying out to be a model when she moved to the US but thankfully she was rejected for not being tall enough.

Here's Marina's website: Hot For Words

The Brawn
Zuzana Light - BodyRock.tv

Now I have no idea how I came across this girl. Maybe cause I was looking for some workouts to tighten my core? I don't know.

She's a fitness rolemodel and I bet that no other woman in YouTube can rival her toned body. Her videos show her intense workouts and why you should do it. Her hotness alone can make you linger on her profile.

What I do know is that before this fitness expert was inspiring us to do hundreds of crunches she was wait for it... a pornstar! I know what you're thinking right now. :-)

Anyway here's her website BodyRock.

Eric Prydz - Call On Me

Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup

I’m unaware of the World BJ record (it’s not listed in Guiness unfortunately) but I’m guessing her 5k followers may end up being more of a “load” than Bobbi and her friends can handle.

And that is not to say this can’t be done. If there is one thing in the world we should never doubt, it’s a porn star’s ability to perform some unheard of sexual acts. But the overall logistics of this would be quite messy. Being one of her “new” followers, I would only like to participate if I am numbers 1-1000. After that, it gets kinda creepy.

As for the World Cup itself, I think we can all agree that it seems to bring out a woman’s libido more than any other sport. Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme has pledged to run naked in the streets even after her home country lost on Saturday. Other models and uh, adult stars have offered to give their teams sexual service if they brought home a championship.

So Bobbi Eden and her porn star friends should be applauded. Not only are they offering their services for free but they also seem to genuinely care about the common man. And in the end, that makes us all Dutch fans.

Props to http://www.bustboredom.com/?page_id=5 for the info

This is just a warm up... :)

Salads in SoFA

From SoFA Collage

Move ovah, Maria!

This sexy creature is Daniela Hantuchova. She's a 27-year old professional tennis player of Slovakian descent. She can speak three languages: Slovak, German and of course, English. Bye-bye language barrier. Ohh

Áno! Ohh Jå!! Ohh Yes!!!

She's like Maria Sharapova's hotter older sister. Hantuchova holds her own off the tennis court. She's legit. With or without a racket in her hand.

Mmmm.... Someone sprinkle some oil on my Salad ;)

Girl to know: Isabel Lucas

When I was watching Transformers 2 for the first time I didn't expect the movie to have two MEGA hot babes, I was just expecting to see good old Megan Fox and *BAM* out comes Isabel Lucas. Wait who? Isabel Lucas! She's that hot Decepticon chick on this scene:

I don't know about you but for me, Isabel Lucas > Megan Fox!

This Aussie chick is popular in Australia as Tasha Andrews, a girl she portrays in the series Home and Away. Isabel Lucas was also in the 2009 film Daybreakers where she played the role of a girl who's father wants to turn her into a Vampire like him. Her most recent appearance was in the HBO mini series the Pacific.

When she isn't acting she's out trying to save whales and dolphins from getting slaughtered. There's a warrant for her in Japan for opposing Whaling, a nasty traditional Japanese ceremony where they slaughter whales en masse.

Oh Isabel Lucas, its the likes of you who make life worth living. I like Salad.

Sexy Save!

Laisa Anrdrioli... Ohhh... My... Gosh!!!

I cannot find much information on this sexy Brazilian bombshell of a soccer player, as many of the sites that I did find info on her are not in English, and well, even when translated, it’s still difficult to understand.

Judging from the pictures of her, her small frame looks like she could be easily pummeled on the field, because let’s be honest…some women soccer players do have a bigger body frame and look much bulkier. Evidently she’s quite the opposite and led the Brazilian team to a championship last year. Much to the delight of men everywhere, as she grabbed their attention and are now chomping at the bit at any sexy photos they can find of her.

Mmmmmm... I'd like my Salad raw, please!

Its that Paraguayan fan!

I bet you've probably seen her. Whether its on yesterday morning Inquirer's front page or somewhere in the interwebs. Its still world cup season and Paraguay are long gone but her popularity is still soaring. I first saw her in this post on Reddit a few weeks back and got hooked on her "assets".

She is Larissa Riquelme and that phone right in her cleavage is a Nokia phone. She claims that it was there because a mobile provider paid her and now even AXE have their branding stamped on her left bust. Talk about self-liquidating assets. 

Here's a gallery of her cheering on her national team and finally, view this one at your own discretion. NSFW!